Friday, started well

FFS Friday,
I was planning to miss today's as I had nothing to complain about....
The universe delivers....

Attempting zen, excuse the background chaos

D agreed that we could go to Sydney for finale... no FFS

Family was up and dressed by 8am no fights or drama... no FFS

After the quick fire gastro saga last week Miss 1 is now a raging snot monster.... FFS

Decided this morning we would all go to the park anyways rather than be stuck at home again... no FFS

Though windy everywhere else in Victoria the chosen venue was somehow calm and peaceful, even warm... no FFS

Met up with another mum, kids played nicely, no tears or arguments... no FFS

Other mum's mum came to collect kids... and deliver a skinny latte and a multitude of compliments... no FFS

Kids wrangled into car with minimal fuss.... no FFS

Decided to drive through MickyD's as a treat to children for good behavior... no FFS

Part of Master 4's selfie portfolio 

Realised I'd neglected to eat breakfast... FFS

Coffee was making my stomach rumble... FFS

Ordered Cheeseburger..... FFS!!!!

Arrived home, fed children, put Miss 1 to bed... no FFS

Attempted to do today's stretching video... no FFS

Master 4 decided he wanted in on the action.... no FFS

Video wouldn't play properly... FFS

Attempted to recitfy, no go.... FFS

Full blown tantrum as Master 4 wanted to do the "yogo".... FFS

Did the at home version instead.... no FFS


Master 4 lost interest and took about a gazillion selfies and some interesting pictures of mum attempting to get her zen flowing.... FFS

Miss 1, getting in on the yoga mat action 

Finished up, stood up, stomach churning head pounding... FFS

Guessing the cheeseburger didn't agree with me after being off the menu for 15 or so weeks... no FFS

Drank some water, went for a sneaky lay down.... no FFS

Miss 1 is awake... FFS

At least it's a nice day... no FFS

FFS Friday

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What's been giving me the shits this week?  I'm glad you asked! 
This morning my darling Miss 1 slept in until 9am  - No FFS
When she finally awoke chattering away I went in to pick get and was assulted by the smell of vomit... lots of vomit... FFS

New hair = awesome

She's 1, how can she produce that much... FFS
Stuck her and Master 4 in the shower together and attempted to remove smell from her room, returned to find Master 4 washing her hair.... no FFS
Pity he was using body wash... FFS 
She wasn't worried so I supervised procedure while drinking my cup of coffee while it was still hot.. No FFS 
Vomit smell effectively removed from child... No FFS
Nap time will be a different story as Mr Z the pillowpet will still be in the wash... FFS 
Work has been sucking ass, because I'm a sucker, agreed to work both Saturday and Sunday... FFS

Post Zumba double hair = FFS

At least it's with penalty rates... No FFS
Last week decided to cut my hair off ... no FFS
Didn't take into account that I would actually need to style it... FFS
Or that post exercising makes me look kind of like a porn star... FFS When doing said exercise product from attempted styling liquefies and runs down your neck... Say it with me EEWWW and.... FFS 
Been well on track this week with my eating/ organizing/ exercising... no FFS
Pity it's between rounds of 12wbt... FFS
At least we wont starve over the weekend as I have enough food prepped to keep us going for at least a week... No FFS
Means that D's Daddy day care will have one less thing to stress over... No FFS Kids have been really quiet while I've been blogging... No FFS Better make sure they haven't destroyed anything.... FFS